Polling the prejudiced
There is new poll out on Muslims. Researchers approached 327,547 Muslims who live in London and 3 who live in Luton to ask them about life in Britain and the ongoing war on shampoo.
3% said their cats preferred Whiskers.
97% said they didn't have cats.
58% agreed that it's grim up north.
40% said that they had more in common with the Irish than the Italians.
43% said they'd vote Italian.
10% said they read the Daily Mail.
38% said they only look at the pictures.
3% said they lie when asked questions over the phone.
84% said that Tony Blair would be remembered for his speeches.
39% said that Gordon Brown would make a great football manager.
98% said they had never heard of the Big Sister programme.
67% said they felt that they had more in common with those who advocated peace.
33% said they voted Labour at the last election.
22% said that David Cameron was a really great film star but couldn't remember his last film.
100% said that they didn't trust polls on Muslims conducted since 9/11.